The Grumpy Old Women: Fifty Shades of Biege

The Grumpy Old Women: Fifty Shades of Biege

Back to knock some sense back into the nation, The Grumpy Old Women return with their brand spanking new show Fifty Shades of Biege!

These outrageous women will be entertaining audiences in Bendigo, Albury, Canberra, Griffith, Wollogong and Dubbo from May 8 to May 14.

This jam-packed show comes from the original authors, Jenny Éclair and Judith Holder. It includes all the most Grumpy topics... learning the art of 'Grumpy Grooming', the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), beards for women, which style will suit you?

Complimentary Anger Management workshop, middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more! Inspired by the ratings-busting BBC Two series and best selling Grumpy old Women handbook, Grumpy Old Women Live, is a celebration of the pre-, peri- and post-menopausal female condition. Three live and rather furious females take to the stage for an orgy of middle aged mayhem, with not a thong in sight. Don't forget your bifocals.

Come and bask in an orgy of fury and big laughs in this glorious live version of the hit TV show.

Bendigo, The Capital: Thursday 8 May 7:30pm
5434 6100 or www.thecapital.com.au

Albury, Entertainment Centre Theatrette: Friday 9 May 7:30pm
(02) 6023 8111 or www.alburycity.nsw.gov.au

 

Canberra, Canberra Theatre Centre: Saturday 10 May 7:30pm
(02) 6275 2700 or www.canberratheatrecentre.com.au

Griffith, Griffth Regional Theatre: Sunday 11 May 7:30pm
(02) 6962 8452 or www.griffithregionaltheatre.com.au

Wollongong, Illawarra Performing Arts Centre: Tuesday 13 May 7:30pm
(02) 4224 5999 or www.ipac.org.au

Dubbo, Dubbo Regional Theatre: Wednesday 14 May 7:30pm
(02) 6801 4378 or www.drtcc.com.au